Chinese, Korean, Double Plus N’ Good American

Bark-bark-bark-bark!

Someone at the front door. Peek. 2 oriental ladies.

Open door.

Hello.

Oh sorry, we were looking for Chinese house.

What? There are Chinese houses in America?

Uh, yes.

Funny, I thought there were American houses in America.

Well yes, but…

So there are Chinese living in America?

Yes…

Why aren’t they in China?

Well…

I thought everyone who lived in America was American. I’m an American.

But…

In fact, my great-grandmother was full blood Choctaw… so that makes me double plus and good American. Are you Chinese, or American?

Well, I’m Korean…

You’re not American?

I’m Korean, but I live in America…

Then go back to Korea. Have a nice day. Shuts door.

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