Now, if your daddy is a Gamma-Male, and your mommy a Fem-Skank, go slap them upside the head. And your school teachers. Okay, okay… at least look at them cross-eyed. And when they ask about the cross-eye, tell them they are snowflakes, and you are not going to be a snowflake just like them.
If you happen to read any of the above, try to do it without the feelz. Or saying to your self… that’s yucky! Or, I don’t like what it is saying! Or, it makes me uncomfortable! Try to put something into your head besides the feelz and snowflakes.
I hate to tell you this, but we are all going to die. But if you are a generation snowflake, you’re going to die a lot sooner when TSHTF. And one day, it will TSHTF. Especially for you younger snowflakes. Don’t be a snowflake.
Use your brain.
By the way, there is no such thing as Unicorns that fart happy rainbows and everyone lives happily ever-after..