Moon Rock Offense

Update: Trump called NASA and exclaimed, “WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! FREEEEDOMMMM!”

NASA SWAT Team Raids 75yo Grandma, Forces Her to Defecate Herself, to Steal Her Moon Rock

Then it hit her.

Her first husband, Robert Davis worked as an Apollo 11 engineer, and he saved a paperweight with moon material and another with a bit of the heat shield. Joann, who also worked for the space program at the time, came up with the idea that she’d ask NASA if they’d like to buy it from her, so she could raise some funds to feed her grandchildren.

However, to the American police state, it’s a felony

In what world would it be considered in the interest of public safety to organize a sting operation, carried out by a team of armed agents, to kidnap and cage a woman for selling her dead husband’s moon rock to feed her grandchildren? Well, apparently, this world.

Fuck yeah! Team America! USA! USA! USA!

‘Unintended Consequences’

MAPI

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